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Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.
Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret
It's the most impenetrable lock on the market today...it has only one design flaw: the door...must be CLOSED.
It's only used in the circus. For elephants. Made in the former Yugoslavia. Purchasable only on the black market, from a certain connection.
Located on Columbus Avenue. Ask for Dwayne and mention Kramer, for 30% off your next purchase.
We pay big cash for used records. Located over on Bleeker.
Santa is not a commie...
Come one down to Leapin' Larry's if you can beat our, prices, we'll give you the store.
Money For People
You can use it at the restaurant to figure out your tip.
We make a mean Calzone, The Best!
We know how to take a reservation, we just might not know how to hold a reservation.
It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs...it's like, you're almost glad to be handicapped.
It's Go Time!
Not that there's anything wrong with that
Out of Springfield - We manufacture the leading robot butcher on the market today.
